Preheat oven to 375°F and grease your casserole dish like it’s your ex’s DMs — slippery and nonstick.
Heat oil in a pan and sauté vegan chicken for 4–5 minutes until golden and moody.
In a blender, combine almond milk, cashews, onion powder, garlic, lemon juice, nutritional yeast, paprika, salt, and pepper. Blend until smooth.
In a bowl, mix steamed cauliflower, cooked vegan chicken, and the dreamy ranch-style sauce.
Pour the mixture into your baking dish, top with vegan cheese, and bake uncovered for 25 minutes.
Remove from the oven, let it cool slightly (you’re not a savage), and top with parsley.
Serve hot and act like you slaved over it for hours.
Store leftovers — if there are any — in the fridge for up to 3 days.