Mix yeast, warm water, and sugar in a bowl. Let it foam for 5 minutes like it’s doing skincare.
Stir in salt, flour, and oil. Mix into a soft dough. Knead it like you’re releasing your inbox rage.
Let the dough rest, covered, for 10 minutes. Scroll Instagram. Pretend you're researching food styling.
Preheat oven to 400°F and line a tray with parchment.
Divide dough into 20 pieces. Flatten each and place a little vegan cheese in the center.
Pinch closed, roll into a ball. Pretend each one is a tiny, delicious secret.
In a saucepan, bring water to a boil. Add baking soda carefully—it fizzes like your drama group chat.
Drop a few dough balls in at a time, boil 20 seconds, then remove with a slotted spoon.
Place on tray, sprinkle salt, brush with vegan butter for extra glam.
Bake 15 minutes until golden. Cool slightly, then serve. Try not to eat all 20 before guests arrive.