Preheat oven to 425°F so your cauliflower actually crisps, not cries.
Line a baking sheet with parchment—no one has time for stuck-on regrets.
In a bowl, whisk flour, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, pepper, and salt.
Add plant milk and whisk until smooth like your best one-liner.
Toss cauliflower in batter until it’s fully coated in edible armor.
Place florets on the sheet without crowding—this isn’t a subway.
Bake for 25 minutes, flipping halfway to avoid soggy betrayal.
Mix buffalo sauce, maple syrup, and olive oil in a bowl.
Coat baked florets in the buffalo mix like you mean it.
Return to oven for 10 more minutes until golden, spicy, and fabulous.