In a bowl, mix olive oil, lemon juice, zest, rosemary, thyme, garlic, salt, and pepper.
Toss the vegan “chicken” in the marinade.
Let it sit for 10 minutes while you heat your grill pan.
Brush the grill with a little oil to avoid stick drama.
Grill the marinated strips for 4–5 minutes on each side.
Get those gorgeous grill marks—yes, even faux meat deserves stripes.
Baste with extra marinade while grilling for bonus flavor.
Remove from heat and let rest for a minute.
Serve with fresh herbs, lemon wedges, and smug satisfaction.
Pair with a side salad if you’re feeling like a health goddess.