Paleo Chocolate Almond Clusters
These crunchy, sweet, chocolatey almond clusters are the perfect no-bake snack that’s both indulgent and secretly healthy. Brad could never.
Ingredients
- 1 cup raw almonds
- 1 cup dairy-free dark chocolate chips
- 1 tbsp coconut oil
- ½ tsp vanilla extract
- Pinch sea salt
- Optional: shredded coconut or flaky salt for topping
Instructions
- Melt chocolate chips with coconut oil in a saucepan or microwave, stirring until smooth like your go-to foundation.
- Stir in vanilla and sea salt for that flavor glow-up.
- Add almonds and coat them like you’re giving them a makeover.
- Scoop spoonfuls onto a parchment-lined sheet like you're dropping truth bombs.
- Chill in the fridge for 30 minutes or until firm, unlike your ex.
- Store in an airtight container and snack as needed—like vitamins, but better.
Notes
Nutritional Values (Per Cluster):
- Calories: 120
- Total Fat: 9g
- Saturated Fat: 3g
- Carbohydrates: 9g
- Fiber: 2g
- Protein: 3g
Vitamins & Minerals (Per Cluster):
- Magnesium: 6%
- Iron: 5%
- Vitamin E: 4%
- Calcium: 3%
- Potassium: 4%
Additional Notes & Tips:
- Swap almonds for cashews, walnuts, or hazelnuts if you feel wild.
- Top with sea salt flakes for that Pinterest-worthy look.
- Don’t overheat the chocolate—burnt chocolate is a crime against snacks.
- These make cute gifts, if you’re the sharing type (we see you, overachiever).
- Pair with red wine and your favorite messy rom-com.