Preheat oven to 375°F. Line a tray with parchment because we’re classy like that.
In a bowl, mash lentils and mix with almond flour, flax egg, yeast, garlic powder, oregano, salt, and pepper.
Roll into small balls, place on tray, and bake for 15–20 minutes until golden and slightly firm.
Meanwhile, heat olive oil in a soup pot over medium heat and sauté onion and garlic until fragrant and nosy neighbors ask what’s cooking.
Pour in broth, stir in basil and thyme, and bring to a gentle simmer.
Add chopped kale (or spinach if you’re rebellious) and cook until it softens like your ex’s apology texts.
Gently add baked “meatballs” and let them bathe in the glorious broth for another 5 minutes.
Finish with lemon juice, taste, and adjust salt or sass accordingly.
Serve hot and don’t forget a smug smile—it’s THAT good.