Preheat your oven to 375°F and lightly grease the casserole dish like you’re buttering up a first date.
Heat olive oil in a skillet over medium heat. Add onions and sauté until soft and gossip-worthy.
Toss in garlic, chopped broccoli, and vegan chick’n. Sauté for 5–7 minutes, until broccoli looks bright and smug.
In a bowl, whisk almond milk, nutritional yeast, Dijon, paprika, salt, and pepper. Add cornstarch slurry and whisk again.
Pour sauce into the veggie skillet. Stir until mixture thickens slightly—like your plotlines during a rom-com.
Fold in shredded vegan cheddar and let it melt like your patience at the DMV.
Pour the cheesy mixture into your casserole dish. Smooth it out like your best concealer.
Top with crushed crackers if using. Bake uncovered for 25 minutes, until bubbly and golden.
Garnish with parsley. Serve warm and watch everyone question how it’s vegan.