Preheat the oven to 375°F (190°C). Line your baking tray with parchment paper.
Press tofu for 15 minutes to remove excess water, then slice into fillets. For carrot version, peel long, thin ribbons.
In a bowl, whisk olive oil, soy sauce, lemon juice, maple syrup, and Dijon mustard to create a marinade.
Brush tofu or carrots generously with the marinade. Let it rest for 10–15 minutes to soak in flavor.
In another bowl, mix breadcrumbs, parsley, dill, thyme, garlic, salt, and pepper.
Press the herb mixture onto the tofu pieces to create the crust.
Bake for 25–30 minutes until golden and crisp on the edges.
Serve with lemon wedges and a smirk of satisfaction.