Paleo Chocolate Avocado Mousse
the best way possible.
This Paleo Chocolate Avocado Mousse is velvety, rich, and secretly healthy—kind of like your best friend’s boyfriend, minus the guilt.
It ditches the dairy, skips the refined sugar, and still manages to taste like something you’d eat in stretchy pants on the couch.
The avocado gives it that luxurious, creamy texture while cacao brings the bold, decadent flavor.
It’s plant-based, full of healthy fats, and takes zero culinary degrees to make.
Basically, it’s a breakup-recovery mousse—with benefits.
Paleo Chocolate Avocado Mousse
A luscious, dairy-free mousse made with ripe avocado, rich cacao, and natural sweeteners—perfect for dessert, emotional eating, or pretending you’re fancy.
Ingredients
- 1 ripe avocado
- ¼ cup unsweetened cocoa powder or raw cacao for extra sass
- 3 tbsp maple syrup
- 2 tbsp almond milk unsweetened
- 1 tsp vanilla extract
- Pinch of sea salt
- Optional: 1 tsp espresso powder if you want drama
Instructions
- Slice the avocado, remove the pit, and scoop the flesh into a blender.
- Add cocoa powder, maple syrup, almond milk, vanilla, and salt.
- Blend until smooth, creamy, and too good to be true.
- Taste and adjust sweetness if needed.
- Spoon into bowls and chill for 30 minutes if you want it thick and fancy.
- Or eat it immediately and pretend it’s chilled.
- Garnish with berries, shredded coconut, or cacao nibs—optional, but glam.
- Store leftovers in the fridge, if you actually have any.
Notes
Nutritional Values (Per Serving)
- Calories: 210
- Total Fat: 15g
- Saturated Fat: 3g
- Carbohydrates: 18g
- Fiber: 7g
- Protein: 3g
Vitamins and Minerals (Per Serving)
- Vitamin C: 10%
- Vitamin K: 14%
- Folate: 12%
- Iron: 6%
- Magnesium: 10%
Additional Notes/Tips to Enhance the Flavor
- Add a pinch of cinnamon or cayenne for a spicy twist.
- Use frozen avocado chunks if you’re in a rush and want mousse now.
- Swap almond milk for coconut milk for extra creaminess.
- Double the batch—you’ll wish you had.
- Eat straight from the blender if no one’s watching. (We won’t judge.)
This mousse is a mood, a movement, and maybe your next obsession. Chocolate therapy has officially arrived—no oven, no drama required.
