Paleo Apple and Almond Butter Bites
Let’s talk snacks that don’t sabotage your vibe—or your jeans. These Paleo Apple and Almond Butter Bites are sweet, satisfying, and sass-approved. They’re basically a guilt-free excuse to eat almond butter by the spoonful—disguised as health food. Crunchy apples meet creamy nutty goodness, and together they slay your mid-day hunger. No baking, no blending, no drama—just stack, munch, repeat. Plus, they’re cute enough for Instagram but easy enough for real life. Whether you’re dodging sugar crashes or just need a break from your kombucha obsession, these little bites deliver feel-good fuel with a side of sanity.

Paleo Apple and Almond Butter Bites
Ingredients
- 1 crisp apple Fuji or Honeycrisp works wonders
- 2 tbsp almond butter
- 1 tsp chia seeds optional, but you fancy
- ½ tsp cinnamon
- 1 tsp crushed nuts or coconut flakes optional glam
Instructions
- Wash and core your apple like the responsible goddess you are.
- Slice into ¼-inch thick rounds or wedges—whatever fits your aesthetic.
- Spread almond butter lovingly over each slice. Don’t skimp.
- Sprinkle with chia seeds, cinnamon, and crushed toppings if you’re feeling spicy.
- Stack or serve as-is. Pretend they took effort.
- Eat immediately and feel smug about your healthy choices.
Notes
Nutritional Values (Per Serving):
- Calories: 190
- Total Fat: 10g
- Saturated Fat: 1g
- Carbohydrates: 22g
- Fiber: 5g
- Protein: 4g
Key Vitamins & Minerals (Per Serving):
- Vitamin C: 8%
- Potassium: 10%
- Magnesium: 9%
- Iron: 6%
- Vitamin E: 12%
Flavor Tips & Notes:
- Swap almond butter for cashew or sunflower seed butter if you’re rebellious.
- Add a dash of sea salt for sweet-salty realness.
- Try different apple varieties for flavor drama.
- Perfect for lazy mornings or post-yoga munching.
- Keep toppings prepped in a jar for spontaneous snacking brilliance.