Paleo Banana Almond Butter Bites
Ladies, sometimes you just need a treat that says “I’ve got my life together,” even if your inbox has 72 unread emails.
Enter: Paleo Banana Almond Butter Bites, the snack that screams “wholesome” but delivers a punch of flavor like a Real Housewives reunion.
These cute little bites are sweet, nutty, and ridiculously easy to make—basically like the dream boyfriend, minus the emotional baggage.
They need zero baking, contain real food, and are paleo-approved, because apparently, we care about being primal now.
And yes, they pair perfectly with coffee, yoga pants, and ignoring texts from Brad.
Paleo Banana Almond Butter Bites
These no-bake paleo banana almond butter bites bring a creamy, fruity, nutty combo perfect for mid-day slumps, post-workout glow, or PMS tantrums.
Ingredients
- 1 ripe banana mashed
- ½ cup almond butter unsweetened
- ¼ cup coconut flour
- 1 tbsp maple syrup optional but highly encouraged
- ¼ tsp cinnamon
- Pinch sea salt
- Optional: mini dark chocolate chips or chopped nuts
Instructions
- In a bowl, mash the banana until it surrenders completely.
- Mix in almond butter, maple syrup, cinnamon, and salt until smooth and unified.
- Add coconut flour slowly and stir until thick dough forms.
- Fold in chocolate chips or nuts, because you deserve excitement.
- Roll mixture into 1-inch balls and place on parchment-lined plate.
- Freeze bites for 15–20 minutes until firm and fabulous.
- Store leftovers in an airtight container in the fridge (if any survive).
Notes
Nutritional Values (Per Bite):
- Calories: 95
- Total Fat: 6g
- Saturated Fat: 1g
- Carbohydrates: 9g
- Fiber: 2g
- Protein: 2g
Vitamins & Minerals (Per Bite):
- Potassium: 5%
- Magnesium: 4%
- Iron: 3%
- Vitamin B6: 4%
- Vitamin C: 2%
Additional Notes & Tips:
- Use overripe bananas for max sweetness and zero judgment.
- Add shredded coconut if you’re feeling tropical.
- Swap almond butter with cashew or sunflower butter if allergies are lurking.
- Double the recipe—you’ll regret it if you don’t.
- Serve with iced coffee and a smug smile.
