8 Vodka Pasta

So, you want chips but also want to “respect your temple” or whatever your yoga teacher said? Enter Paleo Zucchini Chips—the snack that lets you crunch without collapsing into a shame spiral. They’re salty, crispy, totally vegan, and best of all? They let you pretend zucchini is fun. Toss the greasy bag of regret and…

Elegant, chocolatey, and ridiculously easy to make, these vegan gluten-free chocolate dipped strawberries turn basic fruit into a fancy dessert. No dairy, no gluten, no artificial nonsense—just juicy strawberries covered in rich, silky chocolate. Want to impress someone without actually putting in effort? This is your recipe. They look gourmet but take less than 20…

Chocolate cravings and protein goals finally get along with these 3-ingredient keto chocolate protein balls. They combine rich cocoa, vegan protein powder, and a keto-friendly binder for a guilt-free energy boost. Perfect for busy days when you want to snack smart but refuse to sacrifice flavor or sass. No blender drama, no complicated steps —…

Tired of boring, soggy sandwiches? This smoked tofu and avocado combo is here to save your taste buds. Smoky, protein-packed tofu meets creamy, buttery avocado for a sandwich that actually satisfies. Forget dry, bland tofu—this one is marinated, pan-seared, and packed with smoky goodness. Layer it on toasted bread with fresh greens and a tangy…

If you’ve ever wanted a one-pan meal that’s low on carbs but high on flavor, this keto beef and spinach skillet is your answer. Forget complicated recipes that take forever. This dish is fast, easy, and delicious, and you don’t even have to feel guilty about indulging in it. The savory beef blends perfectly with…

Alright, so there’s technically no turkey in this vegan glow-up, but who needs it when chickpeas do the job in heels? We’re talking creamy avocado, crunchy lettuce, and bold flavor that hits harder than your ex’s texts at 2 AM. These wraps are Paleo, plant-powered, and ready faster than you can say “takeout who?” They’re…